“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier

“You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He would had fun some time.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“Raise your hand if you're brother's a homo!”
Chris Marquette - Mike Brander

“- Ritchie Valens: Bob. Where's mom's new dress?
- Bob Morales: What new dress?
- Ritchie Valens: The one I asked you to buy her for Christmas.
- Bob Morales: Hey, you're the asshole with all the money, why don't you buy it yourself!”
Lou Diamond Phillips - Ritchie Valens
Esai Morales - Bob Morales