“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
- Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Suzanne Vale: Can I ask you something personal?
- Evelyn Ames: You mean asking me who I have sex with isn't personal anymore? What do you want to know, if I smoke?”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames

“- Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
- Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Bob Wilson: I didn't know you smoked.
- Nick Pirandello: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
- Bob Wilson: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
- Nick Pirandello: About a pack a day.”
John Ritter - Bob Wilson
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello