“- Felicia: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
- Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.”
Paula Jai Parker - Felicia
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“A man's best friend, his right hand.”
Howie Mandel - Maurice

“For future reference, right-handed men don't hold it with their left. Just one of those things.”
Xander Berkeley - Dr. Lamar

“- Lady Lou: Those absolutely necessary? You know I wasn't born with them.
- Captain Cummings: No. A lot of men would've been safer if you had.
- Lady Lou: Oh, I don't know hands ain't everything.”

Mae West - Lady Lou
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings

“In another million years, there'll be no men, no women. There'll just be people. Just a whole world full of wankers.”
Alan Love - Eric