- Sean: "I have to check with my wife".
- Reggie: What's the phone number? We'll call her right now.
- Bobby: "I have to look a couple other cars first".
- Reggie: Why? Consumer Reports, Car and Driver, Triple AAA: they've looked all the cars for you and they say this one's the best!

Darren Gray Ward - Sean
Daniel Benzali - Reggie
Louis Mandylor - Bobby Deluca

“25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you. ”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“- Arthur Rock: What the hell makes you think you can get him? Why would he ever leave Pepsi?
- Steve Jobs: Nobody remembers the world best soda salesman.”

J. K. Simmons - Arthur Rock
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“I hate salesmen. I always have hated salesmen, I always will hate salesmen. They are the ultimate slime of the Earth. I hate being around them. I'd rather brush my teeth and drink orange juice.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Insurance Salesman: It's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer.
- Thane Furrows: What do you have to offer that happens to cost money?
- Insurance Salesman: I offer security.
- Thane Furrows: Insurance.”
Fred Willard - Insurance Salesman
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows