“Why don't you stick a broom up my ass? I can sweep the carpet on the way out.”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.”
Ryan Reynolds - Rory Adams

“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek