“- Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
- The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
- The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Gov. Eleanor Grant: Wait a minute, I know you. You're from the elevator.
- Gene Watson: That's right.
- Gov. Eleanor Grant: You were very nervous.
- Gene Watson: Guns tend to make me very nervous.”

Marsha Mason - Governor Eleanor Grant
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson

“- Starman: I thought guns make you a little bit jumpy.
- Jenny Hayden: You make me a little bit jumpy.”
Jeff Bridges - Starman
Karen Allen - Jenny Hayden

“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez