“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles

“You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.”
John Calvin - Troy

“Being there for a child is the most noble thing a toy can do.”
Tom Hanks - Woody

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston