“- Angelica: I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means speak French.
- Susie Carmichael: I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.”
Cheryl Chase - Angelica
Cree Summer - Susie Carmichael

“I'm sorry, I was never very good at languages.”

Zach Galligan - Mark

“Agatha Christie is so deadly serious in English... but in French, she's so delightfully funny! Je m'apelle Hercule Poirot, un detective. Her murders are so polite!”
Glenda May Jackson - Stevie

“- Ricky Bobby: [to Jean Girard]I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
- Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.
- Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with.”
Lambert Wilson - Merovingian