“- David Herdeg: Hey, I know this guy. Is this another movie?
- Allison Hayes: No, David, it's not another movie.”

Michael Paré - David Herdeg
Nancy Allen - Allison Hayes

“Bart-TV sucks.
Homer-I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson

“There's more violence in television news than there is in the movies.”
Joe Spinell

“I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, seriousmovies.”
David Zucker

“If a filmmaker and I don't get along, it's four weeks of your life, so, whatever. With TV, it's six years.”
Marc Blucas