“- Milhouse Van Houten: Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we fall in love?
- Edna Krabappel: Don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!”
Pamela Hayden - Milhouse Van Houten
Marcia Wallace - Edna Krabappel

“- Nick Marshall: I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. I mean, there's always that fear of... well... getting hurt. At least that's how I feel inside.
- Lola: Do you really?
- Nick Marshall: All the time.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Marisa Tomei - Lola

“- Abby: You're in love with me. Why?
- Mike Chadway: Beats the shit out of me, but I am.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“You have the blood of the Hidalgos in your veins! Keep it cool, my girl, or I'll whisk you off into a convent!”

Gale Sondergaard - Inez Quintero

“- Joe Fabrini: Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Cassie Hartley: It saves a lot of time.”
George Raft - Joe Fabrini
Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley