“I'm sorry mama, some people just have no respect.”
Brian Van Holt - Bo

“- The Caller: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
- Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
- The Caller: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Luke: Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you, the conflict.
- Darth Vader: There is no conflict.
- Luke: You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.
- Darth Vader: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.”
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
David Prowse - Darth Vader

“- Dick McDonald: A hothead like that, you don't know what he's capable of.
- Mac McDonald: It's all bluster, Dick. His bark is worse than his bite.
- Dick McDonald: That's what Neville Chamberlain said.”

Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald
John Carroll Lynch - Mac McDonald

“It's a dog-eat-dog world, and there's not enough dog to go around.”
Glenne Headly - Zootie