“- Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
- Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.”
Jackie van Beek - Jackie
Cori Gonzalez-Macuer - Nick

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
- Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
- Carter: Which word was 'goat'?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee