“- Kurt Bozwell: From now on, your life is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother and your father.
- Dexter Reed: Kurt must look awfully strange naked.”
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“Jimmy, rule number one, never get involved with a patient. Nurses, that's another story. But patient is no good, it never works out.”

Leo Rossi - Budd

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I think the world has been run long enough by well-meaning professionals. We might give the amateurs a chance now.”
Laraine Day - Carol Fisher