“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Harry Burns: No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
- Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
- Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

- Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
- Lisa: It's purely sexual.
- Dino: No shit.
- Gary Wallace: She's into malakas, Dino!
- Dino: "She's into malakas!" Do you believe that?
John Kapelos - Dino
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle