“- Ernie: I really want to work for NASA.
- Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
- Ernie: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
- Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?”
Jason Earles - Ernie
Tad Hilgenbrink - Matt Stifler

“- Dr. Gunter Janek: I'm sorry. It's just, I have this work.
- Dr. Elena Rhyzkov: I'll give you something to work, baby!
- Dr. Gunter Janek: Ok. Just for a little while.”

Donal Logue - Dr. Gunter Janek
Lee Garlington - Dr. Elena Rhyzkov

“My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!”
Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure

“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Emily: Were you available for rides while we were fucking?
- Kumail: Yeah, but I only looked a couple of times.”
Zoe Kazan - Emily
Kumail Nanjiani - Kumail