“- Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school?
- Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will.
- Billy Kramer: What if you forget?
- Ted Kramer: I won't forget.
- Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?
- Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.”
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“Gym Teacher-Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa-You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?”
Tress MacNeille - Gym Teacher
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“Failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.”
Carl Weathers - Apollo