“- Clark: I've never been on a baseball field, if I did, the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead.
- Gus: Thats horrible, baseball's America's past time... that's like saying you've never had apple pie.”
Jon Heder - Clark
Rob Schneider - Gus

“Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“We can't win the old ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to you.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe

“- Tanya: We should get together soon.
- Roger Cobb: Absolutely!
- Tanya: We're neighbors. We shouldn't be strangers.
- Roger Cobb: I couldn't agree more at any other time.”
Mary Stavin - Tanya
William Katt - Roger Cobb

“Bricks don't fall outta the sky unless I'm throwin' them.”

Matt Dillon - Fritzy