“- Riker: Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
- Beverly: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
- Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.
- Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.”
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
Gates McFadden - Beverly
Marina Sirtis - Troi
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“- Helene the Cook: Tonight, I'm going to make a wonderful vegetarian dinner, okay?
- Madeline: I want chicken Helene.”
Chantal Neuwirth - Helene the Cook
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“Vegetarians? I've shit 'em.”
Ray Winstone - Carlin

“- Jake Hayes: Is this fish?
- Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.
- Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Garcelle Beauvais - Nicole

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer