“I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment, is to spend eternity on my own show!”
John Candy - Jack Gable

“You know what it's like when you burn your hand, taking a cake out of the oven, or lighting one of them godless cigarettes? And it stings with a fearful pain, aye? And you run to clap a bit of butter on it to take the pain away, aye? Well, I'll tell ye, there'll be no butter in hell!”

Sir Ian McKellen - Amos Starkadder

“You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill you? No, in hell there's real danger of losing your mind.”
Max von Sydow - The Tracker

“Everyone's hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real hell is your life gone wrong.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday. Now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what. Go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.”

Ving Rhames - Kenneth