Survival rule number three, kid: you're not here to love anyone. You're here to promote a movie. That's it. Period. Say you're here and you get word that your mother died. You know, like, hit by a bus or something. You go downstairs, you shed a tear, and you say, "It's a shame. She would have loved this movie".
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Victoria: So, the plan is, you have no plan?
- Harry Turner: Works in the movies.”
Gina Carano - Victoria
Kellan Lutz - Harry Turner

“Remember, Angel, in the beginning was the land. Motion pictures came later.”
Ruth Gillette - Martha

“- Sam Kamin: That's my job. I find people to be in movies.
- Max Zamphirescu: They pay for this? That's so stupid!
- Sam Kamin: You've been talking to my father, haven't you!”
Billy Crystal - Sam 'Sammy' Kamin
Gheorghe Muresan - Max Zamphirescu