“Gentlemen, your average working man is not stupid. He just gets tired.”
Ron Leibman - Reuben Warshowsky

“We are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great courage and work to keep from working.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Reggie Hammond: Man, you loaded here. What the fuck's this?
- Torchy's Patron: Tax refund!
- Reggie Hammond: Bullshit! You're too fuckin' stupid to have a job!”

Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond
Nick Dimitri - Torchy's Patron

“- Mr. Hayes: Billy, why did you do it?
- Billy Hayes: Money.
- Mr. Hayes: Look, I know you kidssmoke that stuff and we drink booze; but, taking it across the border, that's - that's stupid, Billy. That's stupid!
- Billy Hayes: I know. Dad - get me out of here.”

Mike Kellin - Mr. Hayes
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Sheppard: If you're looking for money, you're smarter than you look. If you're not, you're a lot dumber.
- O'Niel: Then I'm probably a lot dumber.
- Sheppard: That could be very dangerous.”

Peter Boyle - Sheppard
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel