“I can't think of a single movie that couldn't be improved by a lesbian sex scene.”
Steve Zahn - Freak

“And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it sunny, keep it funny, keep it gay.”
Roger Bart - Carmen Ghia

- Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
- Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
- Reggie: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Paul Newman - Reggie
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador