“- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: Does it look bad?
- Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
- Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
- Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.”

Catherine Bach - Marcie, Lamborghini Babe
Joe Theismann - Mack
Susan Anton - Jill, Lamborghini Babe

“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“- Girl at Picnic: What's wrong, Sheriff?
- Buford T. Justice: I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.”

Veronica Gamba - Girl at Picnic
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander