- Lisa Simpson: You can't take revenge on an animal! That's the whole point of "Moby Dick"!
- Homer Simpson: The point of "Moby Dick" is "Be yourself".
Dan Castellaneta - Lisa Simpson

“- Erik: I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.
- Dr. Grant: Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet.”
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
- Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.”
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing".
Woody Allen - Victor

“Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids!”
Steve Lemme - Juan