“I'm fascinated by that creature. Richer than me? Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again. Excuse me.”

George Clooney - Miles

- Herb Sullivan: No broad!
- Charlie Gordon: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I got one lined up: rich... "Texas rich". With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it.
Jack Lemmon - Herb Sullivan
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?”
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“I have seen a queen of France with 18 million livres of diamonds on her person, but I declare that all the charms of her face and figure added to all the glitter of her jewels did not impress me as much as that little shrub right there.”
Paul Giamatti - John Adams

“- Kay Davies: You got a pretty face, you should let the boys see it.
- Ginnie: It ain't my face the boys want to see.”
Meg Ryan - Kay Davies
Gwyneth Paltrow - Ginnie