“- Melissa: You live with your parents?
- Tripp: Is that a problem?
- Melissa: Are you kidding me?”
Katheryn Winnick - Melissa
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Harrison: You have a long way to go yet, lad.
- Spur: He's not a lad, brother, he's man.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“Men are incapable of growth, change and progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“Men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.”
Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.”
Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane