“- T.J.: Have you ever had sex with a man before?
- Gia Carangi: Yeah, once.
- T.J.: And?
- Gia Carangi: And... I could have done that with a German Shepard.”
Eric Michael Cole - T.J.
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

- Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
- Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!".
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“I used to play a little ball. I was small, but I made up for it by being slow.”
James Earl Jones - Earl Pilcher Jr.

“- Harold: What about Dallas? What's his name? What's his problem?
- Taylor: Dallas Woolf. We went to Law School together. He was good in the classroom... I was better in the courtroom. There's no contest in the bedroom!”
Matt Craven - Harold
Michael Biehn - Taylor

“- George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?
- Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.
- George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll...
- Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!
- George Fields: Oh... that's no good, Michael.”
Sydney Pollack - George Fields
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey