“- Troy Davenport: Absolutely no weapons of any kind.
- Starletta: Why he look at us when he say that?”
William McNamara - Troy Davenport
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills. The Equator runs across these highlands, a hundred miles to the north, and the farm lay at an altitude of over six thousand feet. In the day-time you felt that you had got high up; near to the sun, but the early mornings and evenings were limpid and restful, and the nights were cold.”
Meryl Streep - Karen

“I have a friend who lives in the country, and it's supposed to be an hour from 42nd Street. A lie! The only thing that's an hour from 42nd Street is 43rd Street!”
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

- Karen White: There was howling just a minute ago.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: It was probably somebody's stray dog.
- Karen White: It didn't sound like any dog I've ever heard before.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: Honey, you're from Los Angeles. The wildest thing you've ever heard is Wolfman Jack. This is the country.
Dee Wallace - Karen White
R. William "Bill" Neill - R. William "Bill" Neill

“I bet you've never been camping before. It's so much fun! There's singing, marshmallows, and all sorts of stupid humans to scare!”
Michael Oliver - Junior