“- J.D.: I'm a mime! I'm a mime! Ha ha ha!
- Wayne: Dude, mimes don't talk.
- J.D.: They do when they're off duty.”

Jack Black - J.D.
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Jesse Stone: [on the phone] Well I'm just a small towncop. Mostly I give out parking tickets.
- Jenn (voice): I don't want to talk about your work.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Jenn (voice)

“If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman