“I'm terribly in love, and you seem to be too, so one of us has to think and try and keep things clear. And maybe I can do that better than you can. They say a moonlit deck is a woman's business office.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“Nicky doesn't want to be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. And I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky.”
Craig Ferguson - Matthew

“You are going to be mine, all mine, like my dog or my horse or my falcon. Only I will love you more and trust you less.”

Yul Brynner - Rameses

“I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.”
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“- Pigeon Lady: The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.
- Kevin McCallister: No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.”
Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister