“- Dr. Richard Appleby: You actually see a connection between a nosebleed and a house falling?
- John Garrett: Yeah, they're both dead. That seems to happen a lot around here, did you notice that?
- Dr. Richard Appleby: I don't appreciate your humor.”
Ed Grady - Dr. Richard Appleby
Terence Knox - John Garrett

“- The Hitman: You were his best friend so you're gonna be the number one suspect.
- Marty Puccio: That don't make sense. I should be the last motherfucker they suspect.
- The Hitman: No, you're not a cop. You don't know how these sick bastards think.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - The Hitman
Brad Renfro - Marty Puccio

“- Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
- The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
- The Blue Raja: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
- The Bowler: As have I.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Janeane Garofalo - Bowler
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja

“I am not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me.”
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald

“Dad's dying. He's been doing it for about twenty years so I don't miss anything.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie