“- Jack Burley: Did you ever hear of Puccini, Norton?
- Blackie Norton: Yeah. Didn't he run a joint down on Dupont Street?”
Jack Holt - Jack Burley
Clark Gable - Blackie Norton

“- Ed: And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian.
- Deedee: Vegetarian.
- Ed: That means she doesn't eat fur.
- Deedee: I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Ginny Schreiber - Deedee

“- Young Roland: You might fuck around and say some shit that'll get you shot.
- Young Mike: Shot?
- Young Roland: Shot? Ya know? Guns? Bang-bang? This nigga don't know nothin'!”
Trent Cameron - Young Roland
Sean Nelson - Young Mike

“- Congresswoman Libby Hauser: You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
- Paulette: Yay for Ohio!”
Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette

“- Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
- Dalton: There's always barber college.”
Terry Funk - Morgan
Patrick Swayze - Dalton