“- Stoney: Kashmere, Rashmere, how many minutes for the burito again?
- Kashmir: 1 minute.
- Rashmere: 2 minutes.
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.
- Stoney: Ahh! Make up your mellons, is it 1 or 2?
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.”
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Gerry Bednob - Kashmir
Erick Avari - Raji

“- Elizabeth Grant: What time will you be home?
- Jeff Grant: 5, 6... something like that.
- Elizabeth Grant: Could you be a little more specific? I get tired of cooking dinner twice.”
Caroline Kava - Elizabeth Grant
River Phoenix - Jeff Grant

“- Barney: I don't get it. I marry Annabelle and I spend my honeymoon with you.
- Sunshine: Well, I can cook.”
Frank McHugh - Barney
William Demarest - Sunshine

“- Danny: I'm hungry. Can you make me some macaroni-and-cheese?
- Walter: Don't know how.
- Danny: What do you know how to make?
- Walter: Water.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.”

Larry Blamire - Dr. Paul Armstrong