“- Marisa Ventura: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.
- Christopher Marshall: Then why are you making me work so hard?”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“- Bret Maverick: I've just noticed something.
- Annabelle Bransford: What?
- Bret Maverick: You can't help it, can you? You are irresistible.”
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Doctor: Now you be careful, Earl, or else my grandson might just steal that pretty gal of yours away from you.
- Jimbo: Gramps, I ain't gonna steal Earl's gal, I'm gay.”
Larry Hovis - Doctor
Matthew Davis - Jimbo

There's something about her. I don't know. Those lips. You know lips are suppose to be the perfect reflection of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian... Well. Maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was just for shock value. She said "fine. As long as you don't smoke".

Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper

- Norma Cassady: You're kidding? You really are... queer?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: We prefer "gay".
- Norma Cassady: But... you're so... attractive. I just think it's a terrible waste.
Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd