“- Cammie: I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.
- Violet Sanford: Violet, the Jersey nun.
- Cammie: That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. We all play our little parts. Only Rachel really is a bitch, and I really am a tease.”

Izabella Miko - Cammie
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“Psychiatrist by day, party animal by night.”

Leah Cairns - Sara Pollard

“I think you should know from the start that I am a full-charged nanny. I don't argue and I do not like to be argued with.”

Carol Gillies - Helga Von Haupt

“Don't worry about it. They always hire bums like me for jobs like this.”

Michael Paré - Tom Cody

“If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.”
Harrison Ford