“One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.”

Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“Henry is gone and the rest of us are safe. But sometimes, late at night, I find myself thinking - not about Henry, but about Susan - and wondering, if she had it to do over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder. But I know I'll never ask.”

Elijah Wood - Mark

“- General Pierce: We use the same technique with triage on the battlefield. Sometimes, it's necessary to make difficult choices.
- Vice-President Becker: I don't accept that abandoning half the country is necessary!”

Chuck Shamata - General Pierce
Kenneth Welsh - Vice President Becker

“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have a say in who hurts you.”
Ansel Elgort - Gus

“- The Mountain Girl: Oh, lord of lords! Oh, king of kings! Oh, masu! Oh, scorching sun of the mid-day, these bugs will not buy me for a wife! I dwell in sorrow.
- Prince Belshazzar: This seal gives you freedom to marry or not to marry - to be consecrated to the goddess of love or not as thou choosest.”
Constance Talmadge - The Mountain Girl
Alfred Paget - Prince Belshazzar