“- Sly:I think that if you're going to talk so much out of your ass, maybe you should wear a bow-tie on your butt!
- Basil: A bow-tie on her butt? That's disgusting, Sylvester!
- Teddie: Your syntax is interesting.
- Basil: It's because he watches television all the time. Nice language, Sylvester.”
Leo Fitzgerald - Sly
Connor Leggett - Basil
Amanda Fein - Teddie

“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

I learned the facts of life from watching "The Facts of Life"!
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- George Bennings: How much more of this crap is there?
- Dr. Copper: Well, nine hours, I'd say.
- George Bennings: We can't learn anything from this.
- Dr. Copper: Guess not.”

Peter Maloney - George Bennings
Richard Dysart - Dr. Copper

“You may not have learned much French today, but I think you have learned a little patience and tolerance and that is the same in every language.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes