“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“That's what I love about this small town. Everyone knows everyone.”
Holmes Osborne - Gordon LaRiviere

“- Jack: Thank you, by the way.
- Ally: Thank you for what?
- Jack: For giving me a home. This place never felt like home before.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Lady Gaga - Ally

“I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.”
Christian Bale - Irving Rosenfeld

“- Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
- Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton