“I'm going to win you over, Elaine. You'll see. I'm going to romance you and I'll wine you and I'll dine you and one day you're going to feel about me, the way I feel about you.”
Gene Wilder - George

“- Kathie Moffat: Oh, Jeff. I've missed you. I've wondered about you and prayed you'd understand. Can you understand?
- Jeff Bailey: You prayed, Kathie?”
Jane Greer - Kathie Moffat
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
- Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
- Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna.
- Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.”

Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis

“- Oz Oseransky: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
- Cynthia: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Oz Oseransky: Thanks.”
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia