“- Lord Caversham: What are you doing here, sir? Wasting your time, as usual?
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, when one pays a visit, it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time and not one's own.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Did you dream you had a friend? Someone to last your whole life?”

James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“Let me ask you something. If you know so much about men and women, how come there was no one waiting for you at the airport?”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Corky: To steal, I need to know someone like I know myself.
- Violet: You think you know me like that?”
Gina Gershon - Corky
Jennifer Tilly - Violet