“- Morales: I saw you die.
- Nick Pulovski: Well, welcome to Hell!”
Tony Plana - Morales
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Judge Bristol: And there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.”
Tony Frank - Judge Bristol
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Adrian: There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes.
- Deacon: Holy shit! We really are gonna die!
[then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire]”
Rhys Ifans - Adrian
Quentin Tarantino - Deacon

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: I can't believe he's gone.
- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

“- Morgan Earp: It said that a lot of people, when they die, they see this light. Like in a tunnel. They say it's the light leadin' you to heaven.
- Wyatt Earp: Really? Well, what about hell? They got a sign there or what?”
Bill Paxton - Morgan Earp
Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp