“Ugly one-horned mule!”

“- Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Spe...
- Centipede: Say it in English!
- Grasshopper: You, sir, are an asp!”
Simon Callow - Grasshopper
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede

“- Tyler Dayton: [back from the zoo] And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.
- Megan Dayton: I did not!
- Joe Dayton: Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?
- Megan Dayton: Watch it, Joe.”
Tyler Spitzer - Tyler Dayton
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton
Jim Belushi - Joe Dayton

“- Rusty Hart: Lucky devils: nothin' to do but eat and sleep.
- Tex Baird: That's right, hard head. The only difference between you and them is a pair of horns.”

Alan Hale - Rusty Hart
Tex Baird - Guinn 'Big Boy' Williams

“Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom