“- Lady Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
- Paul Bland: Is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.”

Lynn Hobart - Lady Customer
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman