“- Mrs. Claypool: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you dining with another woman.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Claypool
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“Were we so different? She loved once. She hoped once. I could be her. I might be looking into my own future. Until the real future came falling from the air.”

Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“- Shirlee: Its like you're allergic to cornflakes so you start to buy different stuff like a can of peas but when you open up the can of the peas, inside cornflakes, so you pick a TV dinner and open it up and cornflakes.
- Jack: So what does that mean?
- Shirlee: The girls you go out with... outside all different packages but inside... cornflakes.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee
James Woods - Jack

“For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney