“Were we so different? She loved once. She hoped once. I could be her. I might be looking into my own future. Until the real future came falling from the air.”

Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“- Shirlee: Its like you're allergic to cornflakes so you start to buy different stuff like a can of peas but when you open up the can of the peas, inside cornflakes, so you pick a TV dinner and open it up and cornflakes.
- Jack: So what does that mean?
- Shirlee: The girls you go out with... outside all different packages but inside... cornflakes.”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee
James Woods - Jack

“- Mrs. Claypool: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you dining with another woman.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Claypool
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Elsa von Frankenstein: What a dreadful storm and awful lightening.
- Baron Wolf von Frankenstein: It's magnificent. Nothing in nature is terrifying when one understands it.”
Josephine Hutchinson - Elsa von Frankenstein
Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“- Cyclops: Storm, fry him!
- Magneto: Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school?”

James Marsden - Cyclops
Sir Ian McKellen - Magneto