“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“- Nurse: Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: Oh, Doctor, we're looking for our friend.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Your friend? Which one is he?
- Chris: Um, he's the one with the stab wounds.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: What?
- Dr. Nuhkbane: I'm sorry. Your friend is dead.”
Marcia Bennett - Nurse
Sam Moses - Dr. Nuhkbane
Elisabeth Shue - Chris

“- Ed Tom Bell: That man that shot you died in prison.
- Ellis: Angola. Yeah...
- Ed Tom Bell: What you'd done he had been released?
- Ellis: Oh, I dunno. Nothing. Wouldn't be no point in it.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell
Barry Corbin - Ellis

“- Richard Messner: How bad?
- Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
- Richard Messner: What?
- Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
- Richard Messner: No. Fuck!”

Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner
Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers

“- Charlie: Did you check her pulse?
- Josie McBroom: Well I assumed that when you have an axe lodged in your skull, your pulse tends to bottom out on you.”
David Schwimmer - Charlie
Alice Eve - Josie McBroom