“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary

“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“Oh, God... dancers have such ugly feet.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma

“- Jesus Ramirez: They accused me of robbing several banks. But, no way! I was drunk and all; but I'm positive I only robbed one bank. How about you?
- Skip Donahue: Oh, my friend and I were doing this song and dance act...
- Jesus Ramirez: Oh, must have been pretty bad.”
Miguel Ángel Suárez - Jesus Ramirez
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue

“I only take one step at a time. That's why I was given two feet.”
Glen Campbell - La Boeuf