“I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she's not the... bitch I thought she would be.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician

“- Jimmy: I never realized.
- Kevin: Never realized what?
- Jimmy: You're a rocker.
- Kevin: What, am I black or something?
- Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?”

Phil Daniels - Jimmy
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Heather: He doesn't care about my past.
- Francis Fitzpatrick: Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?
- Heather: He was my best customer.”
Cameron Diaz - Heather
Michael McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick