“Once you've had a lover robot, you'll never want a real man again.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's bright, handsome and he's crazy about me. And, he's married. There's only one thing; he doesn't like my hat.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“He doesn't want a wife. He wants a love slave, one that he can kick around.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales

“A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind. A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound. Love's feeling is more soft and sensible than are the tender horns of cockled snails.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Berowne