“- Timon: What do you call a hyena with half a brain?
- Pumbaa: Beats me, Timon. What?
- Timon: Gifted!”
Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.”
Mel Blanc - Porky Pig

“- Slivko: Who'd win, tigers or cubs?
- Hank Marlow: A tiger would win, obviously. A cub's just a baby bear. Now wait till the bear gets bigger...”
Thomas Mann - Slivko
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
- Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee