“- Jessie Montgomery: Some fairy godmother you are! I thought you guys were supposed to turn maids into princesses, and shit like that.
- Stella Winston: Some maids deserve to be princesses. Some princesses deserve to be maids.”
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery
Beverly D'Angelo - Stella Winston

“I was in the place the eye does not see. I needed their help. And they needed mine. But to ever face them again, I was gonna have to take it to a whole new level.”
Sam Worthington - Jake Sully

“- Harold Crick: Ten seconds ago you said you wouldn't help me.
- Professor Jules Hilbert: It's been a very revealing ten seconds, Harold.”
Will Ferrell - Harold Crick
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon, we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.”

Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm

“- Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
- Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
- Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor